then i guess just pout.

only when i don’t have an umbrella would it be POURING when i get off of the train.

of course it wouldn’t start before i leave my girlfriend’s place so i can be prepared for that shit.

#fml #epic fail #at least it was worth it!

2 years ago on May 15, 2011 at 03:33am

…what?

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#good job america #epic fail

2 years ago on May 10, 2011 at 04:17pm

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stfuhomophobes:

stfuconservatives:

kittencoaster:

mermaidmilk:

deathcannon:

Man tattoos Leviticus 18:22 that forbids homosexuality on his arm, but Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos.

wooow

i just laughed unreasonably loud at this

And the Lord say, “And you shall get a douchebaggy tattoo just to be an Ass, yea, and it shall be technically illegal according to me. IN YO FACE!”

Reading, it’s important

so much fail.

#oh noes, gays~~ #tattoos #leviticus #epic fail

2 years ago on February 18, 2011 at 12:45am

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why does every dumb bitch with skinny legs think she can be a model? GTFO.

ditto people with dslr cameras, 99% of new yorkers with a headshot and everyone who thinks karaoke night counts as being an experienced vocalist. your idiocy frustrates me to no end.

#models #photographers #actors #vocalists #LOL NO #epic fail #minus a few awesome people #idgie wins at everything

2 years ago on February 06, 2011 at 02:19am

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#this pretty much sums it up #:\ #brb dying #epic fail #-1 for ruth jamison

2 years ago on January 10, 2011 at 12:10am

i love how instead of sleeping i’m spending my night looking at all the posts i’ve missed here while at work. fail fail fail.

#epic fail #distractions ftw! #fuck january so far #december was shit too for that matter

2 years ago on January 09, 2011 at 03:55am

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distractions ftw. i’m so happy to not be in the car anymore.

no idea where to start explaining the past eighteen hours. i’d just love to know in what world does nobody tell you that your uncle passed away until THREE MONTHS LATER? three months almost to the day, in fact. god i hate my father’s side of the family. it’s not like they’re unaware how hard it is for him to get a hold of me and tell me these things, they could’ve done us both the favor. would’ve been nice to come and visit him sooner than now and be able to offer some support. or hey, i don’t know, maybe i could’ve made it to the memorial service. assholes. what the fuck ever, man.

OH SO MUCH FAIL. i accidentally changed my theme and now i can’t find or remember what it was before. fuck fuckity fuck.

#epic fail #fml #theme #rah rah rah

2 years ago on December 23, 2010 at 09:43am

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#UM, NO #lilo and stitch #facebook #EPIC FAIL #rabbit #what kind of fuckery is this?

2 years ago on December 19, 2010 at 05:22am

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imgoingtohellforthis:

yourhandsaroundmythroat:

If you killed it with fire, it would explode from all the hairspray…

what the fuck is this

i wasn’t even allowed to wear makeup at age 12. what’s the matter with kids today? (bonus points if you get that lametastic reference. yeah, i’m cool.)

#what is this fuckery? #kids #kill it with fire #just...why? #NO #epic fail

2 years ago on December 11, 2010 at 03:25pm

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can’t think of a time i seriously tripped and ate it, but after watching so many epic fail videos tonight i think it’s safe to say karma’s going to screw me over pretty good sooner rather than later. i foresee a faceplant happening in the not-so-distant future.

#darwin awards #epic fail #i'm fucked #karma #lulz #videos #youtube #schadenfreude

2 years ago on November 29, 2010 at 01:39am

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