of course it wouldn’t start before i leave my girlfriend’s place so i can be prepared for that shit.
Posts tagged epic fail.
i just laughed unreasonably loud at this
And the Lord say, “And you shall get a douchebaggy tattoo just to be an Ass, yea, and it shall be technically illegal according to me. IN YO FACE!”
Reading, it’s important
so much fail.
ditto people with dslr cameras, 99% of new yorkers with a headshot and everyone who thinks karaoke night counts as being an experienced vocalist. your idiocy frustrates me to no end.
no idea where to start explaining the past eighteen hours. i’d just love to know in what world does nobody tell you that your uncle passed away until THREE MONTHS LATER? three months almost to the day, in fact. god i hate my father’s side of the family. it’s not like they’re unaware how hard it is for him to get a hold of me and tell me these things, they could’ve done us both the favor. would’ve been nice to come and visit him sooner than now and be able to offer some support. or hey, i don’t know, maybe i could’ve made it to the memorial service. assholes. what the fuck ever, man.
sometimes i kind of feel like this is the equivalent of what the mta is doing.
If you killed it with fire, it would explode from all the hairspray…
what the fuck is this
i wasn’t even allowed to wear makeup at age 12. what’s the matter with kids today? (bonus points if you get that lametastic reference. yeah, i’m cool.)
can’t think of a time i seriously tripped and ate it, but after watching so many epic fail videos tonight i think it’s safe to say karma’s going to screw me over pretty good sooner rather than later. i foresee a faceplant happening in the not-so-distant future.